Tim Lebbon - Horror and Dark Fantasy author

God, he was funny!

A man walked into the doctors.
The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time."
The man replied, "I know, I've been ill."

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

posted by Tim at 1:23 pm 1 comments

1 Comments:

Heh - my favourite is:

I went for a meal the other day. The waiter brought me my meal and I said, "Waiter, this chicken's only got one leg."

He said "What do you want to do? Eat it or dance with it?"

By Gary, at 1:52 pm

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